The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Reblogging for the comments~
the comments omg
An "Avengers" Interview
- Reporter: Asks questions
- Other cast members: Answers politely and with some detail
- Tom Hiddleston: Launches into an answer of such magnitude and verbose linguistic content, you're left wondering what your question was in the first place. And whether you speak English that well at all.
- parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
- me: in five years it'll be my last name
- parents: what
- me:
- me: what
“We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us! We were so beautiful!”
